Betty is having the best day ever!

Betty's away message: all birds should die

- LATER IN THE DAY -

Me: Why does Betty hate birds?
Jamal: Because a bird pooped on her head today!
Both: HAHAHAHAHA

- LATER, LATER -

SarahhhC315 (10:05:40 PM): HAHAHAHAHA

beetychong (10:13:02 PM): fuck you bitch

SarahhhC315 (11:18:09 PM): how did it happen

beetychong (11:18:32 PM): i was waiting at the bus stop on woodruff and college

beetychong (11:18:42 PM): and it just shat on my fucking head

SarahhhC315 (11:18:45 PM): HAHAHAHA

SarahhhC315 (11:18:50 PM): all in your hair?

SarahhhC315 (11:19:37 PM): what did you do after

beetychong (11:19:40 PM): there was just a little in my hair, most of it was on my book bag and fleece

SarahhhC315 (11:19:46 PM): HAHAHA

beetychong (11:19:51 PM): i went to the bathroom and washed off a patch of my hair

beetychong (11:19:52 PM): lol

SarahhhC315 (11:19:57 PM): you didn't go home?

beetychong (11:20:07 PM): and the girl who was in there before me had just shat in the bathroom so that was great

beetychong (11:20:09 PM): no, i had class

beetychong (11:20:18 PM): that's why i was waiting at the bus stop

SarahhhC315 (11:20:21 PM): lol so you want to class with bird poop all over you?

beetychong (11:20:28 PM): it wasn't all over me

SarahhhC315 (11:20:41 PM): aww

SarahhhC315 (11:20:43 PM): poor betty

SarahhhC315 (11:20:44 PM): lol

beetychong (11:20:47 PM): lol

beetychong (11:20:59 PM): there was just a little in my hair

beetychong (11:21:28 PM): but i guess there was more that i couldn't get to or something because when i put my hair down to wash it when i got home, there were brown crusties in my fucking hair

SarahhhC315 (11:21:54 PM): hahaha

beetychong (11:24:08 PM): i mean, i guess it could have been worse, it was brown runny poo instead of white slimy poo